Top 5 Male Celebrity Gold Diggers

31 03 2009

Hide your credit cards ladies, you’re not the only ones racking up the points on your VISA.  If you think that the ever-so popular term “gold digger” is only applied to women, then think again.  More and more males are choosing to reside in relationships with women who bring home the benjamins.  Move over sugar daddies and make room for the sugar mamas.

Powerful, money making women are extremely prevalent in the celebrity world, as more and more A-list couples are supported by a female bread winner.  Not to say that these men aren’t doing well for themselves, but their women are the ones who really take the cake.  Check out these gold-digging male celebs and the sugar mamas that support their asses.

#5: Josh Duhamel and Fergie

Fergalicious took home $13 million dollars in 2008 alone by combining her earnings from the album sales and tour of “The Duchess,” as well as her endorsement deal with Candie’s shoe line.  Her hunky hubby made $3 million from his role on the now-cancelled sitcom Las Vegas, and his role in the movie Transformers.  Fergie is the easy money making winner here, but Josh is so incredibly hot that his looks alone make make up the deficit.

#4: Seal and Heidi Klum

This outrageously gorgeous supermodel and television show host raked in $14 million in 2008, while her singer hubby only came in with $1.5 million from his new album release and tour.  Heidi does not only get hotter with age but she also gets smarter and richer.  Seal is one lucky guy.

#3: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

This rocker/actress couple earned a total of $19 million combined in 2008.  However, Gwyneth earned $18 million and Chris only $1 million.  Gwyn, who had a major role in the blockbuster hit Iron man, also earned some serious cash in her endorsement deal with the makeup mogul Este’ Lauder.  Her man earned his measly $1 million contribution from Cold Play’s new album release, Viva La Vida.  $1 million ain’t bad, but when you put an 8 at the end of it…it sure looks a whole lot better.  Way to represent for the ladies Gywn!

#2: Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker

This television and movie star duo acquired some major money in 2008, totaling $21 million.  Broderick’s role in The Bee Movie, Finding Amanda, and The Tale of Despereaux earned him $3 million.  His Sex and the City front runner pulled in $18 million in her role as Carrie Bradshaw as well as from an endorsement deal with Steve & Barry’s and her new perfume line.  Just like her character, Carrie, in Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker steals the limelight and leaves a dark shadow looming over her better half.

#1: Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani

The leading lady in the money making category goes to the beautiful and talented Gwen Stefani.  Between her international tour for The Sweet Escape, amazing fashion line, and endorsement deal with Hewlett-Packard, this rocker beauty brought home a whopping $27 million in one single year.  Wow!  Her husband, donated his $1 million income to the relationship with the release of his first ever solo album called Wanderlust.  Gwen receives the title for ultimate sugar mama, and her man gets pegged with the ultimate gold digger…Ouch!

Ladies, hopefully these successful and beautiful women can empower you to make that money honey!  As for you guys out there, either get your lazy ass off the couch and start being the “man” in the relationship…or screw it and go find yourself a sugar mama hottie as well.  But you better hurry, cause in this economy they’re sure to be disappearing like flies.

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Marriage Can Wait…And it Definitely Did for David Letterman

30 03 2009

David Letterman and Regina Lasko

At the ripe age of 62, funny guy David Letterman finally decided to leave his bachelorhood behind him and marry his long term girlfriend Regina Lasko.  Although the couple had an established relationship, it took them over 23 years to tie the knot.  That’s gotta be some kind of record!  David Letterman definitely makes a lot of guys out there who’s impatient girlfriends are “feed up with waiting so long for them to propose,” look really good.

The newly wed can offer us all some sound relationship advice…Wait to get married!  With divorce rates now approaching 50%, there is a serious need for people to take their sweet time and stop rushing into marriage.  Before you decide to lock it up with one person for the rest of your life…make sure you have had your fair share and then some of freedom, independence, selfishness, and booty, booty, booty!

So what made the commitment-phobe finally decide to pop the question?  David reveled his “Top 10” Reasons for Getting Married on the David Letterman show.  Here they are:

10. Poconos offers newlyweds a free room with a champagne-glass jacuzzi.

9. If  I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.

8. Still drunk from Saint Patty’s, dude.

7. She needed a green card.

6. When you’re my age and look like I do, If someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.

5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.

4. I finally fit into my dream dress!

3. Free cake.

2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.

1. Figured at the least, we’d get a mediocre Top 10 out of it.

Hopefully at the least that makes you laugh, and at the most, gives you some serious insight into why marriage can wait!





John Mayer ditches Jennifer Aniston for Twitter

30 03 2009

Looks like infidelity with another woman is not why John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have recently called it quits.  Apparently, the real reason the two were not getting along was due to Mayer’s obbession with a social network…Huh?

Yes, according to Aniston, Twitter, a popular social network website, was taking up way too much of Mayer’s time.  It seems that he never had enough time to spend with poor, lonely Jenn.  However, when it came to sending tweets ( messages via Twitter),  his calendar was always freed up.  Mayer even sent out a tweet stating “This heart didn’t come with instructions,” following his over the phone breakup with Jenn…How deep.

All I can say to Jenn is…if your man is “too busy” to spend time with you then why would you want to be with him anyways?  There are lots of other fish in the sea.  And since he uses his time sending messages on a social network, he’s most likely  talking to a lot of other girls.  My advice is work on your jealousy issues and date a guy who is technically challenged.

As for John, at least he’s got instant access to tons of available ladies through Twitter, and if that doesn’t work, maybe he should try OnlineBootyCall!





Jesus ditches Madonna for some younger Booty

26 03 2009

The latest juicy gossip in the world of the rich and the famous is not so fabulous for Madonna.  Apparently, her new and significantly younger model boyfriend, Jesus Luz (pictured below), couldn’t keep his hands or lips off his supposed “friend” Luciana Costa.

Jesus Luz and Madonna

Jesus Luz and Madonna

Last time I checked, you don’t dry-hump your “friend” on the dance floor.  Nor do you make out with her face. Luz, 21, got down and dirty on the dance floor with Costa, a 31 year old lingerie model, while Madonna, 50, was no where to be found.  Luz is denying all claims of infidelity and states “that there is nothing going on between Luciana and I.”  That’s what they all say!

The odd couple, Madonna being almost 30 years older than Jesus, has experienced speculation from the get-go.  Socially, it’s completely normal and widely accepted for an older man to date a younger woman.  However, when the reverse happens it never fails to strike up controversy, as it has in regards to Madonna’s relationship with Jesus.  Sorry, if that isn’t “fair,” but it’s the truth.

Personally, If I was a dude, I would want my woman young and fresh, no offense Madonna.  Apparently, it seems that Jesus feels the same way that I do.  Even though Luciana is still 10 years older than the male model, that sure as hell beats a 30 year age gap.  My advice to Jesus, who obviously has a thing for older women, is to stick to finding some younger ladies.  I mean,  do you really want to date a woman who is probably as old if not older than your mom?  I think not.





Was this a success or a failure?

25 03 2009

We found this while surfing the forums of other dating sites….

“I’ve met some jerks in my life, but this one has been by far the worst. I’ll start off by saying how I noticed a lot of men here complain about not getting messages. Therefore, I decided to take it upon myself to message men in my area who I found interesting. This one in particular was creative, intelligent and handsome…or so his profile led me to believe. We messaged each other on and off through here and IM for about 3 weeks before we met. It’s amazing how much of a connection you can make with someone just by talking to them online. We had a lot in common and a lot of the same outlooks. I could not wait to meet him in person.

So the day we meet rolls around and I dress up nicely and wear my hair beautifully, and let’s face it…I looked HOT. We meet at a little cafe/restaurant place, and he was just…rude. He barely made eye contact with me, he spoke in a bored monotone voice. I did most of the talking, and I swear to God he would kind of roll his eyes in a childish way. He habitually checked his watch and his cell phone. When the meal ended he only offered to pay for his half, and then bails. Doesn’t offer me a ride or anything. What did I do wrong? It was so depressing since I really liked him online.

Naturally, I go home and drink almost a full bottle of wine when I get a text message from him. He asks if I want to come over his place and hang out, maybe watch a movie. I thought “This is great, he’s going to make it up to me and maybe he was just nervous before”. Well I get there and drink some more with him, and next thing you know we’re having sex. At the end of the night he calls me a cab and I go home, THINKING that this is just the first of many dates. The last thing he said was that he’d call to take me out to concert nearby.

A week comes and goes, no word from him. I text him and no reply. I call and get the answering machine. I write him on Okcupid and he deletes his whole account. I was so baffled. That was until saw that he created a NEW profile just yesterday. All it says is that he had a bad okcupid experience, and to please have a full shot of your body.

Ok. I get what this asshole did. He treated me like complete shit because I’m not super model skinny. I don’t have a full body pic, but I did tell him that I was average, which is TRUE. I am average, I have curves, I don’t fit into a size skinny jeans. Is this reason to treat me the way he did? GOD it’s scumbags like these which make me lose all faith in mankind!!!”

If only there was a site where both members knew exactly what they wanted and what they were getting into….

OnlineBootyCall.com





Leanne Rimes Booty Call

23 03 2009

If you’re not getting any at home, then you must be getting it somewhere!  Which brings me to the subject of the latest in celebrity gossip… Leanne Rimes and her supposed scandal with costar Eddie Cibrian.  The “happily” married country sweetheart allegedly has been getting some booty behind her husband’s back.  Naughty, naughty.  To confirm the allegations, a video surveillance camera caught the scandalous pair exchanging much more than just words at a Los Angeles eatery.

So, what is Leanne’s poor husband, Dean Sheremet, doing while his unfaithful woman is sucking face with her costar hottie?  Getting blasted on a morning news station in Michigan for apparently being gay.  I bet you didn’t see that one coming, and neither did I, but you heard right!  While Dean Sheremet’s wife is busy getting some booty, he is busy getting his sexuality questioned by his friends and family.  Ouch!

Ok, so cheating sucks, especially when you are married, but, which is worse, a cheating wife or a gay husband?  My conclusion is this:  Leanne Rimes cheated on her husband because he is gay.  Obviously he is not giving her what she needs to be sexually satisfied.  How can you blame her for pursuing a man that actually enjoys a woman’s company? Bottom line: everyone needs some loving.

Moral of the story:  Marriage can wait! You would think that if you dated long enough, you would figure out if your husband was gay.    Duh!