Betty White: Obama is Sexy!

10 10 2008

Great Clip, Funny as Hell!

Ahh yeah, I bet Betty White does have a few bedroom tricks.





Women: ‘Money Over Marriage’

2 09 2008

The Press Association: ‘Debt more worrying than marriage’. That’s right guys; girls are more concerned about time and money than a ‘happy marriage.’

“Women are more worried about debt and a lack of free time than their marriages and careers, according to a new study.”

Well, that’s fair… Hell, I’m much more interested in beer and football. So, if the more money you have, the less you have to work, then the more time you’ll have. In this case, the real way to please a woman isn’t endless devotion, but money! Yes, sir, cold hard cash.

money, time, then maybe love

money, time, then love

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Trading Laundry Duty for Sex?

28 08 2008
I'll trade you laundry duty for...

I'll trade you laundry duty for...

If you’ve ever visited a college laundry room, descended into those cavernous, poorly lit and inadequately ventilated lairs (why are they always in the basement?), then you’ve seen the haggard desperation in people’s eyes as they bungle through their detested chores. Separating lights from darks, color-safe bleach, quarters, softener, solitary socks forgotten in hasty retreats. It’s no surprise that many students would be willing to trade a little sex for help with the tediousness of laundry.

According to CNN, a recent study of 475 undergraduates at the University of Michigan found that “27 percent of the men and 14 percent of the women who weren’t in a committed relationship had offered someone favors or gifts — help prepping for a test, laundry washing, tickets to a college football game — in exchange for sex.”

College can be pretty stressful, and the prospect of getting a favor AND getting some action sounds like quite the bargain, except for that whole, selling your body part. But don’t mistake those bright college years with pleasure rife as the only place where people are making these sexy trades. People use these tactics at work, at home with their significant others, and quite often, at home with non-significant others, as CNN can attest:

“Ben Corbett, a 39-year-old contractor from Boulder, Colorado, credits his tool belt with prompting the barrage of come-ons he fields from female clients — most of them married — on a regular basis.” CNN: Bartering Sex for Stuff or Services

What loathsome task, desirable gift, or opportunity would you be willing to trade in exchange for sex? I don’t know if I have an answer, but that tool belt sounds like a good idea right about now.





Sex in a Smart Car?

20 08 2008

If you haven’t noticed, we stay up to date with our favorite dating site onlinebootycall.com. Right now they’re running this crazy contest where they’re giving away a Smart Car Cabriolet. We had to laugh a little because, well, the Smart Car is not exactly your pimp-mobile. It’s no shaggin’ wagon either, and I don’t expect James Bond to be driving this car anytime soon.

Luckily, nothing is sexier today than being Green and fuel-efficient. You nail both the eco-consciousness and the independence from foreign oil in one clean swoop. Still, I wonder if anyone has ever pulled off sex in a Smart Car? That would totally earn you mad points, more points than the mile-high club, even with today’s strict “don’t screw around on planes” FAA regulations.

So, leave a comment with the tightest place where you’ve gotten freaky. Elevator, coat check closet, Smart Car?

You can also click the picture if you’re interested in the car