Sex Toy If You Vote

3 11 2008

MSNBC has a story on Babeland offering a special incentive for its customers who vote.

“Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of honor” that they voted next Tuesday.”

It’s a great incentive, I mean if coffee shops give out a free cup if you vote, why not this?

Remember, nothing is sexier than voting!

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Sarah Palin Sex Doll

10 10 2008

Sarah Palin has dominated headlines because of her sex appeal, and that momentum evolved into a new twist:  The NOT Sarah Palin inflatable doll.  I guess the way around a lawsuit these days is to claim you are the opposite of the exact thing you are pretending to be.

Best quote from the sales site:   “Let her pound your gavel over and over”

Yikes!

If you’re interested in making a purchase…. lol, the store below will satisfy your curiosity:

This Is Not Sarah Palin Love Doll

If human-like platic bags filled with air are not your thing, but you are hunkering for a trip on the wilder side, visit OnlineBootyCall.com.  We understand everybody needs some booty some time.





Sarah Palin Affair : Secret Lover Exposed

24 09 2008
Image via Gawker.com

Image via Gawker.com

The Enquirer reports that Sarah Palin had a secret lover during her current marriage with Todd Palin. Palin’s extramarital affair headlined in the Enquirer under Sarah Palin’s Other Man Revealed, which exposed the secret booty call between Sarah Palin and Brad Hanson, a former business partner of Todd Palin in the snow mobile industry (how fitting).

The allegations are quite shocking for a Vice Presidential candidate already in trouble for all the baggage she has brought to the election. We’ll be looking forward to the way the McCain campaign handles this one. I can imagine the Republican base being furious at the complete disregard of the family values they claim to uphold.

For further reading, Gawker provides all the juicy details here!

Curious about secret booty calls? Visit OnlineBootyCall.com





Palin’s Daughter: Knocked Up like Juno

2 09 2008
If you enjoyed the pleasant awkwardness of Juno, pay attention to the drama unfolding in the current presidential race. The ailing McCain camp is struggling to explain the pregnancy of Bristol Palin, the unwed 17-yr old daughter of current Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

News of the pregnancy caught us by surprise, but the issue that bothered us most was Sarah Bristol’s decision to rush the teenagers into marriage. Bristol might be walking the walk when it comes to abstinence advocacy, but she is mistakenly rushing her daughter into an unplanned marriage. No 17-year old teen comprehends the implications of a life-long commitment to their current boyfriend, and the added pressure of a pregnancy only worsen her judgment.

It is a poor attempt to by Sarah Palin to save her career and the image of the Palin family. Is the sacrifice worth the potential lifetime anguish of her daughter? This teen marriage not only fails to address the underlying problem at hand (poor decision making, lack of sex ed, etc), it sets up a difficult scenario for the soon to be child and the father.

John Farrel put it best:

“There are no scarier words for a 17-year-old boy than “I’m late.” Except perhaps, “I’m late, and my mother is governor of Alaska and commander of the National Guard and running for vice president and thinks we should get married.”

Sarah Palin understood the risk she was taking and the exposure her daughter would suffer before she accepted the nomination for the Vice President position. Her self-serving motives superseded her daughter’s privacy and well-being.
Chenney's New Hunting Buddy

Chenney's New Hunting Buddy

With no easy solution in sight, many are wondering if Sarah Bristol will pull the trigger on her Vice Presidential hopes. She is already considered a weak candidate for the job, not to mention inexperienced.
To get the rundown on this ongoing saga, we’ve put together a few links to help you sift through the rumors, facts, myths, and allegations.

Mudflats: insightful blog from Alaska.

Gawker FAQs : delve into the myriad stories of the Palin family drama.

Jezebel: deft writing, strong opinions.