John Mayer ditches Jennifer Aniston for Twitter

30 03 2009

Looks like infidelity with another woman is not why John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have recently called it quits.  Apparently, the real reason the two were not getting along was due to Mayer’s obbession with a social network…Huh?

Yes, according to Aniston, Twitter, a popular social network website, was taking up way too much of Mayer’s time.  It seems that he never had enough time to spend with poor, lonely Jenn.  However, when it came to sending tweets ( messages via Twitter),  his calendar was always freed up.  Mayer even sent out a tweet stating “This heart didn’t come with instructions,” following his over the phone breakup with Jenn…How deep.

All I can say to Jenn is…if your man is “too busy” to spend time with you then why would you want to be with him anyways?  There are lots of other fish in the sea.  And since he uses his time sending messages on a social network, he’s most likely  talking to a lot of other girls.  My advice is work on your jealousy issues and date a guy who is technically challenged.

As for John, at least he’s got instant access to tons of available ladies through Twitter, and if that doesn’t work, maybe he should try OnlineBootyCall!

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