Sex Toy If You Vote

3 11 2008

MSNBC has a story on Babeland offering a special incentive for its customers who vote.

“Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of honor” that they voted next Tuesday.”

It’s a great incentive, I mean if coffee shops give out a free cup if you vote, why not this?

Remember, nothing is sexier than voting!





Betty White: Obama is Sexy!

10 10 2008

Great Clip, Funny as Hell!

Ahh yeah, I bet Betty White does have a few bedroom tricks.





Sarah Palin Sex Doll

10 10 2008

Sarah Palin has dominated headlines because of her sex appeal, and that momentum evolved into a new twist:  The NOT Sarah Palin inflatable doll.  I guess the way around a lawsuit these days is to claim you are the opposite of the exact thing you are pretending to be.

Best quote from the sales site:   “Let her pound your gavel over and over”

Yikes!

If you’re interested in making a purchase…. lol, the store below will satisfy your curiosity:

This Is Not Sarah Palin Love Doll

If human-like platic bags filled with air are not your thing, but you are hunkering for a trip on the wilder side, visit OnlineBootyCall.com.  We understand everybody needs some booty some time.





Obama’s Booty Call

23 08 2008

Last night, I received a text message close to 2AM.  I figured it was probably a drunk text message or a potential booty call inquiry, so I quickly scanned my cell phone to read the message.

The text read:

“I have some important news that I want to make official.  I’ve chosen Joe Biden to be my running mate.”

After  days of torturous waiting, Barack Obama finally announced his running mate for vice president.  Disappointed, I mumbled to myself, is that it?

You wake me up at 2AM for this?

With the prospect of a bootycall now lost, I figured I’d head back to sleep.  I was glad to be one of the first informed about the decision, but the timing could have been much more prudent.   Still, I was glad to be Obama’s late night booty call, if only for one night.