Mel Gibson: The man behind the worlds most expensive divorce

OK, so we are all well aware of the fact that in Hollywood, marriage, relationships, and really all commitments between two people of any kind, do not seem to last long. However, if for some miracle  it does last longer than a few months (or weeks), the ending is sure to be no fairy tale.

Let’s take a look at A-Lister and world-renounced big screen actor, director, and producer, Mr. Mel Gibson. This money making mogul is estimated to be worth around $1 billion! His movie, The Passion of the Christ, (that he both directed and produced), pulled in $600 million in the box office alone!

So, what is the only problem with being that rich…?

Going through a divorce from a 28 year-long marriage with NO prenup.  Ouch!

Yup! Looks like Mel Gibson is going to lose half of his earnings (or $500 million) to his soon to be ex-wife, Robyn Moore. The couple has 7 kids together and have been married since 1980. Moore, who is very-low profile, is about to be an extremely wealthy and single lady…

So if you’re looking for a sugar mama, she might just be the perfect candidate ;).

They say distance makes the heart grow fonder…

They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, unfortunately, this is not the case in every relationship… Especially when it comes to the long distance marriage between Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee.  For this couple, distance in fact makes the eyes wander…or at least Katie’s eyes.

Billy Joel’s crazy tour schedule keeps him away from his bombshell wife for months at a time.  However, it doesn’t seem like Katie is too upset at his absence.  Instead of missing her hubby and eagerly awaiting his return from tour, Katie is embracing her “alone” time by hanging out and getting down with another man.

36 year old Yigal Azrouel has been Katie’s designer and close “friend” for over a year now.  The two have become extremely close in the time that Joel has been on tour and have been seen out together on multiple occasions.

In the beginning, Joel just thought that the two were really good friends and was happy that Katie had found a companion to keep her occupied while he was away.  Humm..well I guess Yigal really did occupy her…in the bedroom.

Billy has not made any final decisions as to whether or not he is going to give his two-timing woman a second chance,  or ditch her to find another 20-something year old.  Either way, again, Hollywood gives us yet another great example as to why MARRIAGE CAN WAIT!

Top 5 Male Celebrity Gold Diggers

Hide your credit cards ladies, you’re not the only ones racking up the points on your VISA.  If you think that the ever-so popular term “gold digger” is only applied to women, then think again.  More and more males are choosing to reside in relationships with women who bring home the benjamins.  Move over sugar daddies and make room for the sugar mamas.

Powerful, money making women are extremely prevalent in the celebrity world, as more and more A-list couples are supported by a female bread winner.  Not to say that these men aren’t doing well for themselves, but their women are the ones who really take the cake.  Check out these gold-digging male celebs and the sugar mamas that support their asses.

#5: Josh Duhamel and Fergie

Fergalicious took home $13 million dollars in 2008 alone by combining her earnings from the album sales and tour of “The Duchess,” as well as her endorsement deal with Candie’s shoe line.  Her hunky hubby made $3 million from his role on the now-cancelled sitcom Las Vegas, and his role in the movie Transformers.  Fergie is the easy money making winner here, but Josh is so incredibly hot that his looks alone make make up the deficit.

#4: Seal and Heidi Klum

This outrageously gorgeous supermodel and television show host raked in $14 million in 2008, while her singer hubby only came in with $1.5 million from his new album release and tour.  Heidi does not only get hotter with age but she also gets smarter and richer.  Seal is one lucky guy.

#3: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

This rocker/actress couple earned a total of $19 million combined in 2008.  However, Gwyneth earned $18 million and Chris only $1 million.  Gwyn, who had a major role in the blockbuster hit Iron man, also earned some serious cash in her endorsement deal with the makeup mogul Este’ Lauder.  Her man earned his measly $1 million contribution from Cold Play’s new album release, Viva La Vida.  $1 million ain’t bad, but when you put an 8 at the end of it…it sure looks a whole lot better.  Way to represent for the ladies Gywn!

#2: Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker

This television and movie star duo acquired some major money in 2008, totaling $21 million.  Broderick’s role in The Bee Movie, Finding Amanda, and The Tale of Despereaux earned him $3 million.  His Sex and the City front runner pulled in $18 million in her role as Carrie Bradshaw as well as from an endorsement deal with Steve & Barry’s and her new perfume line.  Just like her character, Carrie, in Sex and the City, Sarah Jessica Parker steals the limelight and leaves a dark shadow looming over her better half.

#1: Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani

The leading lady in the money making category goes to the beautiful and talented Gwen Stefani.  Between her international tour for The Sweet Escape, amazing fashion line, and endorsement deal with Hewlett-Packard, this rocker beauty brought home a whopping $27 million in one single year.  Wow!  Her husband, donated his $1 million income to the relationship with the release of his first ever solo album called Wanderlust.  Gwen receives the title for ultimate sugar mama, and her man gets pegged with the ultimate gold digger…Ouch!

Ladies, hopefully these successful and beautiful women can empower you to make that money honey!  As for you guys out there, either get your lazy ass off the couch and start being the “man” in the relationship…or screw it and go find yourself a sugar mama hottie as well.  But you better hurry, cause in this economy they’re sure to be disappearing like flies.

The Mustache is Back!

Well men, it’s time to shave off that ridiculous goatee and prep that upper lip for a new look. Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds are no longer the only ones that can pull off magnificently groomed “Cookie Dusters.” Brad Pitt, Sean Pean, Robert Downey Jr. and James Franco are among many other Hollywood A-listers who have adopted brand new “Lady Ticklers.”

According to the “Fashion and Style” section of the NY Times, the Mustache has made a glorious comeback. So, why should you rock the ‘stache? Simple, because you don’t already have one.

Inching Its Way Back Onto The Lip

Alec on Kissing Aniston

I think my love affair for Jennifer Aniston started when she was in the movie Office Space.  I also think that movie really solidified my distaste for cubicals, but that’s another post.  I can’t say that Brad was a fool for going for Angalina, but I must say that Jennifer is one amazing woman.

Anyway in my daily cruising around the web, I came across this little story from New York Magazine which gives Alec’s thoughts on Kissing Aniston, who played a crazy lover on an episode of 30 Rock.

Alec also talks a bit about if crazy people are great lovers or not.  The short of it:  girls = yes, guys = no.

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America: The Sex Scared

Holy Hell, I just can’t believe this!

Many television stations, newspapers, and advertisers won’t carry the ad for the new Kevin Smith movie starring Seth Rogan. The movie is titled:

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Why are they blacklisting the movie? Because, we’re a nation full of sex scared wimps!

Slashfilms reports that restrictions were so harsh they had to resort to using stick figures.

CNN also covers the story in full detail.

Guess what people? Sooner or later your kids are going to hear the word PORNO, and you’ll have to talk to them about it. Sex and reproduction are topics that kids hear about at school or from friends a lot sooner than parents are willing to admit to themselves.  Why are parents not as concerned about the word WAR or MURDER as they are about the word sex or porno?

Girls Gone Wild; the American Dream?

Francis being a lucky bastard

First, I should admit that I feel odd that I’m here at my desk, writing (which assumes also thinking) about the Founder of “Girls Gone Wild.” I don’t mean odd as in “man how did I end up in this sweaty gorilla suit at the county fair working for 7 bucks an hour?” On the contrary, I feel wildly lucky to have the time and freedom to inspect one of the extremes of the American Dream… Joe Francis.

Hunter S. Thompson once went searching for the “American Dream” or what he felt remained of it, and the result was the wild, violent, lusty, and excessive ride Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What Hunter may not have realized at the time, was that he was becoming an icon for the American Dream. He became one of the last of the Mohicans.

Hunter’s wild and deeply devoted life is one of legend, and it set a strong example for us all. Regardless of your personal tastes, values, or how you feel about characters like Thompson, people in America have the right to be different and to exist outside conventional norms of society. That right, includes freedom of expression, press, religion, philosophy. This in turn, allows for the American Dream to exist.

These rights go beyond acting within the confines of the law. The American Justice system is supposed to act with reason and fairness when we as citizens decide to color outside the lines. In the case of Joe Francis, his lifestyle might have led to unfair treatment by Florida’s judicial system.

He has taken up the “fight for the first amendment” to ensure his right to live the American Dream, which in his case, consists of untold riches, beautiful girls engaging in frivolous sex, peddling smut, and the jet-set lifestyle. Does Joe Francis have the right to be a scumbag, or does his lifestyle and character justify harsher treatment by the legal system?

Below I’ve included a link to his website and a youtube clip of his crappy and poorly-read speech about how his rights were violated. So tell us what you think… YES, YOU, COMMENT ON THIS, TELL US SOMETHING!

http://www.meetjoefrancis.com

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Tom, Third Divorce Is a Charm

Hollywood celebrity Tom Arnold divorced yet another time, putting his tally at an inglorious 3. We won’t re-visit the details of his previous marriage with Roseanne, no one has figured that one out quite yet. This third divorce underscores the importance of waiting to get married. If you’ve already failed twice, why do people rush to get married again?

I don’t blame Tom Arnold entirely. At what point do you decide that a twice divorcee is worth marrying? They could have both waited, truly worked to build a relationship, then earned the title of husband and wife. Celebrities like Tom Arnold cheapen the idea of a marriage. If you’re not ready to settle down, then please, stay single.